Later on Saturday - 101107

You see: I should make notes of what I want to write because with my memory I forget.

Anyway, there I am working my way through an hour in the 50 metre pool (no mean feat, I'll tell you) when it came to me all of a sudden: the thing I overheard in the club last night.

A man goes up to the bar and of the barman asks: 'What's cheap?'

Without batting an eyelid, the barman responds: 'You, obviously.'

Ouch!